Make Your Girl Shiver with Pleasure: How-To Eat Pussy

I have been asked so many times to explain just how to please a woman with oral sex. Men, you know we love you and you may be masters at making out, but let’s face it, you are generally quite lost when it comes to going down south. Performing cunnilingus (also known as Eating Pussy, Eating Out or Going Down on Her), is the act of stimulating a females vaginal area using your tongue and mouth. And it’s an act that most girls report that they don’t receive nearly often enough. Why? Because most guys are either afraid, don’t know how or have been mislead by myths such as bad taste or bad odor.

The truth is, doing this tasty and scintillating favor to your gal is quite easy and not at all as miserable as you may have been lead to believe. And boy will she love you for it! Oral sex is not only pleasurable, it’s an excellent choice of foreplay. It gets a girl turned on quickly and generates a natural lubrication that will make for easier access during actual intercourse because her pussy is now wet and the muscles are relaxed and open for business.

First off, a quick note to the girls: if your downstairs has a bad odor or taste, there is a reason! You may want to talk to your doctor about a possible infection (such as the overwhelmingly common yeast infection) or std, or perhaps you are just not maintaining proper hygiene in the area with regular washing. Check out my article on feminine hygiene- it could solve the mystery of why your man doesn’t go down during sex.

Now for the guys (or girls! if you are curious about how to perform this as well), here are some easy to follow yet highly detailed steps you can take which are sure to get her motor running…

These steps are all done assuming your girl is laying on her back and you are laying face down between her legs. Not saying you can’t do this in other positions, but the directions won’t be fully accurate unless you read them assuming you are in this position.

Step One: Eye contact. Use a suggestive and sexy look as you slowly make your way south. Kissing her stomach on the way down is always nice. She will be surprised and will most likely get the hint. She will now either let you proceed, or hesitate. If she doesn’t seem game, stop. She may not be ‘prepared’ for this and that’s perfectly fair.

If she seems in to it, then obviously this is the part where you either undress her lower half if she is clothed, or if she is naked, spread her thighs for her. Some guys like to start over the panties- if you like, go ahead and tease her a little with your nose or tongue and nuzzle her slit through the cloth. If you are eager to get straight to the source, remove them and head to step two.

Step Two: Tease her with your tongue by doing a full lick from bottom to top. I call this the “base coat”- you’ll get to the “detailing” in a minute. This will send shivers down her spine and she will likely respond by either spreading her legs more, or squeezing your head gently with her thighs- either way, its a sign you’re doing good. I like to have my thighs gently massages during this stage.

Step Three: Next begin the detailing with some more intricate tongue. Swirl the tip of your tongue around her clitoris in a circular motion and gently suck on the clit after each rotation. This particular sex act is all about the clitoris, which needs external stimulation that it sometimes doesn’t get during intercourse. Keep swirling around the clit and begin to write letters with your tongue. I find spelling the word “sex” a few times really feels amazing. Don’t forget the suction after each swirling detail.

Step Four: After you have really got her attention with step three, you can now move your left hand’s thumb onto the clitoris and mimic the above swirling notion, substitute the sucking with light pinching of the clit between your thumb and index finger. While your finger takes over, insert the length of your tongue down into her pussy and push it deep as you can, lapping up and down with the occasional full mouth sucking motion. She’ll probably squeeze your head again, don’t worry, it doesn’t mean stop ;)

Step Five: Once you’ve had your fill of the deep, remove your thumb and bring your tongue back to the clit with the same swirling circular motion and sucking as step three. While you do that move your right hand towards her pussy and, once you have licked it for moisture, slowly insert your middle finger while your palm is facing upwards. Move it in and out of her, maintaining your ever vigilant tongue ritual above, and wiggle your finger inwards as you slide it out. Once she is wetter and more relaxed you can increase the number of fingers by adding your index finger. Some girls may like up to three or more fingers but most prefer two. Keep that same fingering motion as if you were wiggling your finger(s) in a “come here” gesture each time you slide it outwards. This motion is the best way to stimulate the illusive g-spot.

Continue step five with increasing pressure and speed for as long as necessary- just don’t forget your tongue. That clitoris is your best bet for an orgasm. But if you are skilled, you could also bring about a g-spot orgasm as well.

Once that earth shattering orgasm is reached, your lady will most likely be panting with delight and hungry for some more serious lovin’.  Time to grab a condom, if that’s your method of contraceptive/safe sex, and rock her world some more.

Bon Apetit! ;)

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